If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget
Masha
20/f/pan
Night Vale

Star of Mind / Land of Labyrinth and Points / Prospitan

Proud Homestuck, Trekkie, Supernaturalist, Young Wizard, Sherlockian, LoTR fan, and Browncoat. I like a lot of other works of fiction too, but not to the point of obsession. Yet.

I conquered the fireflies
They are but tiny stars

inklesspen:

phaonica:

coocooforcookies:

Matcha Green Tea Shortbread

The cookies are buttery, melty, and chock full of the taste of green tea.  They go great with a cup of tea.

omg i need these

want

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cubebreaker:

Artist couple Andreas Kunert and Naomi Zettle create these gorgeous stone wall art installations for commissions both public and private.

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With iOS 8 law enforcement can now control your phone and prevent you from taking photos, videos and recordings of officers when they are near. The apps will be disabled within a certain radius. Capturing any police brutality is now prohibited.

Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous

Sept. 17, 2014

(via negrophiliac)

Yooooo this is fake.

   
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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

This would be a much better alternative to periods.

   
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catherineaddington:

I had kind of a nerd-out this morning. But I felt like everyone needed to know about this.

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pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?

or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?

it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one

i need answers

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roseyjehan:

davidtennantspants:

I HAVE SEARCHED ACROSS THE AGES FOR THIS GIFSET

OH GOD THIS IS SO GREAT

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Guest: Is the Indiana Jones ride here?
Me: No, sorry, that's in Disneyland. We have an Indiana Jones stunt show over at Hollywood Studios, but the actual ride is in California.
Guest: Oh...
Me: BUT if you go over to Animal Kingdom, the Dinosaur ride is actually exactly the same type of ride with the same exact track!
Co-worker: Wait, really?
Me: Yeah! It's the exact same track, but filled with dinosaurs instead of Harrison Ford.
Co-worker: Darn. I'd prefer Harrison Ford.
Me: Don't we all.
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Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)    
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sneakydickgrabber:

I stole a boardgame. It was a Risk I was willing to take

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