Matcha Green Tea Shortbread
The cookies are buttery, melty, and chock full of the taste of green tea. They go great with a cup of tea.
omg i need these
Apple employee who demands to remain anonymous
Sept. 17, 2014
Yooooo this is fake.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
This would be a much better alternative to periods.
why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf
and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh stupid girls and their starbucks”
there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away
so…. did she come back from the one in austria just before class started?
or did she get the cup online or somewhere, made coffee at home and brought it here in that cup?
it wasn’t even one of those fancy cups, it was the cardboard one
i need answers